just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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