How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
