So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
