Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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