i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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