There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This toilet bowl is my home.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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