who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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