big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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