just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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