New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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