Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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