tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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