How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.