Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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