and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom