so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can I color on your dick again?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot