areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man