his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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