I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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