Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
someone owes me an orgasm
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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