What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
My dad just said "fuck circus"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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