i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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