Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
high people should be assigned attendants
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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