I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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