I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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