it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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