Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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