new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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