Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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