the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Come see our sink grown plant.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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