my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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