I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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