Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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