He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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