I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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