He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My hand turned me down
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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