Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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