she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
