Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
