i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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