mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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