i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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