margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Green mimosas i think yes
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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