he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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