I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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