so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
there is glitter all over my balls
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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