so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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