I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Randomize
