im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.