: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.