Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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