He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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