i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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