Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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