I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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