no you cant smoke seaweed
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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